This is your chance. Maybe the chance you've been waiting for...
I want you to convince me to vote for your candidate.
There are rules.
The tone must be positive. Don't tell me why one guy is wrong - convince me of why your guy is right.
You can only mention the candidate you support. No referencing the opponent.
You can't reply to anyone else's comment. Just state your own position.
You must reference jello, pudding, or pie in your response.